this free spirit is no perfect freak
she may breakout..malfunction..
or experience technical failures

this free-falling being is not refundable.
your privilege card (if you're lucky enough to have one)
is non-transferrable..
keep away from children

this merchandise is earth-friendly
does not contain any chemicals
nor is she toxicated..
oh no..

this product is all natural
freshly picked from self-cultivated plantation..
does not contain preservatives..
Not edible though, if ingested, call nearest doctor!
If choking, perform the heimlich at once!

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Mockery is contagious.
Not suitable for all ages..
blah blah blah
gassy girl is the name..
hyper-acidity is the game..ahehe

Serious smoking is dangerous to your health..
so cover your nose when puffing.

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